You who assume I’ll laugh at your slightly racist joke (which isn’t even funny) and expect me to agree that the country is going to the dogs (because you believe incompetence and corruption come only in black)
I’m not like you
You who sway from side to side with a vierkleur flag around your shoulders singing De la Rey De la Rey with religious fervour
or wear T-shirts with the slogan praat Afrikaans of hou jou bek
I don’t like you
And you who talk about protecting and supporting our language our culture ‘our people’
I am not your people
Yet because my ancestors arrived in Cape Town three centuries ago and I have a surname that can’t be pronounced in English because of the pale freckledness of my skin the accent I speak with the language I dream in
because language (by association) becomes a culture of Reitz four khaki pants 7de Laan bokkie rokkie sokkie music